male?

     Women believe computers are  male .....

      1.   In order to get their attention you have to turn them on.

      2.   They contain a great deal of data but are still useless.

      3.   Most of the time they are a problem.

      4.   As soon as you commit to one, you realise had you waited you could have had a better model.

female?

     Men believe computers are  female .....

       1.   No one but the creator understands their internal logic.

       2.   The secret language used when communicating is incomprehensible to everyone else.

       3.   Even the smallest mistakes are stored in memory for later retrieval.

       4.   As soon as you commit to one, half your wages goes on accessories.