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I am
sure you have
all been asked at sometime to give over
100% on a particular project which must
be completed and invoiced yesterday.
How does 103%
sound?
Use
creative arithmetic ...
If:
A B C D
E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is
represented as:
1 2 3 4
5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25
26.
So:
KNOWLEDGE ...
K
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N
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O
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W
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L
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E
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D
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G
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E
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11
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14
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15
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23
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12
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5
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4
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7
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5
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= 96%
HARDWORK
...
H
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A
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R
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D
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W
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O
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R
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K
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8
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1
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18
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4
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23
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15
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18
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11
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= 98%
ATTITUDE
...
A
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T
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T
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I
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T
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U
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D
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E
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1
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20
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20
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9
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20
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21
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4
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5
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= 100%
And not
surprisingly
BULL***T
...
B
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U
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L
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L
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*
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*
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*
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T
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2
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21
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12
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12
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19
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8
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9
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20
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= 103%
So,
knowledge and hard work will get you close, attitude will
get you to maximum output, but ...
to appear to give more than 100%, you will need
creative
arithmetic (ask an accountant!!)
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