The supposed results from a nationally run survey ...

1.    Missing stationary items from desk.

2.    Paper jam in printer or photocopier.

3.    Not answering the telephone.

4=.  Talking too loudly on the phone.

4=.  Irritating mobile phone ring tone.

5.    Not taking telephone messages efficiently.

6.    Accessibility problems with email and/or internet.

7.    Bitching.

8.    Untidiness. (office, desk or person)

9.    Commuting to work.

10.  Not taking part in the tea/coffee run.

   how true, oh how very true !!