Do not imagine you
can change a man ... Unless he's in nappies.
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What do you do if
your man walks out? ... Shut the door.
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If we put a man on
the moon ... We should be able to put them all up
there.
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Never let your mans
mind wander ... It's too small to be out alone.
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Go for a younger man
... You might as well as they never mature anyway.
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Men are all the same
... They just have different faces so women can tell
them apart.
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Definition of a
bachelor ... A man who has missed the opportunity to
make a woman miserable.
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Women do not make
fools of men ... Most of them are the do-it-yourself
types.
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The best way to get
a man to do something ... Suggest he's too old for
it.
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Love is blind ...
Marriage is a real eye opener
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If you want a
committed man ... Look in a mental hospital.
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The children of
Israel wandered in the desert for 40 years ... Even
then, a man wouldn't ask directions.
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If he asks what sort
of books you are interested in ... Tell him cheque
books.
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Remember, a sense of
humor does not mean you tell jokes ... It means you
laugh at his.
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Sadly ... All men
are created equal.
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Women however, need
men ... Mental illness ... Menstrual
cramps ... Mental breakdown ... Menopause.
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And it's even ... Histerectomy
(yes I know, but it sounds the same, and I didn't
write this)
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